Friday, January 28, 2011

The best Item song yet

There seems to be a lot of hip discussion (hipsters are people who are rebels without causes, much like the 3 Idiots) about which of the songs Shiela Ki Jawani or Munni Badnaam are better. Yesterday at Saarang (the Cultural Festival of IIT Madras.. Note the oxymoron - culture and IIT Madras), I heard these songs play back to back, and people screaming with joy as they neared orgasm. There was a general consensus that Shiela is better.

Today, I was looking at the collection of old videos that I have, and I saw the beauty of Madhubala when she danced to "Pyar Kiya To Darna Kya". In her memory, I have decided to pitch in my effort to end the disgrace of this hippie bullshit.



Shiela Ki JawaniPyar Kiya Toh Darna Kya
Leading lady : Katrina Kaif. Ugly, thin and cannot act. No grace whatsoever. Cannot dance. Leading lady : Madhubala. The most beautiful looking actress Bollywood has seen. Also, knew how to dance.
Location : Some hip club where people are semi-naked, which reflects their cultural nudity. Location : The Lal Quila at Delhi. The seat of the Emperor of India
Lyrics : My Name is Shiela.. Shiela ki Jawani.. I am too sexy for you, main tere Haath na aani.. (Lyrics don't make sense)Lyrics : ..Purdah nahin jab koi Khuda se.. Bandon Se Purdah Karna kya.. Jab Pyaar Kiya Toh Darna Kya
Film : Tees Maar Khan (The film was released successfully)Film : Mughal-e-Azam (The film was a block-buster)
Scene : Katrina Kaif dances for no apparent reason. Scene : Madhubala dances to profess the love which is the central theme of the film.

So, that's a clear 5-0 win for Pyar Kiya toh Darna kya.

Here is a link to the youtube video.

Remember kids, what is popular is almost never right.

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